Why is the MSM not covering this?

While the MSM and the leading presidential campaigns yammer on about unimportant and boring things like the economy and terrorists and that one and lipstick pigs taking off their high heels they're ignoring some of the real problems being faced by Americans. Like Charlotte Freeney:

Charlotte Feeney sued L'Oreal Inc. because she accidentally dyed her hair dark-brown instead of blonde. She claims that L'Oreal mislabeled the box of hair-dye, while L'Oreal presumably used the "she's an idiot" defense.

Freeney claimed to have suffered real damages. She said that being a brunette ruined her social life:

She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.

(via Abovethelaw)