A compendium of those compassionate conservatives your mother warned you about

[Lifted from the pages of FSTDT]

The deranged:

There is still hope. While I absolutely do not approve of assination[sic], there is a good chance of someone trying it before he is sworn in or shortly after.
yogi3939, Rapture Ready

The homophobic:

Question: What exactly is the "gay agenda"?

Answer:Based on what I see:

To destroy any church or group of believers who take the biblical stand that homosexuality is wrong.

If this country allows as normal and legal homosexual union then any church who will not "marry" them becomes subject to legal action for refusing to perform the ceremony.

I know my church has prepared a draft amendment to our by-laws. The amendment will be that no pastor will preform any wedding for any reason for any person no matter if they belong to the church or not. It further states that the church facility will not be rented or available to any one for a "wedding" for any reason even if they belong to the church.

Should Obama be elected and carry through with his threat to eliminate the defense of marriage act these changes in the by-laws will be put to the church for a vote.
4 minutes ago

derius537, Yahoo Answers

And the clueless:

As the CEO of a business that employees 40 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that if Barrack Obama becomes our next President, then our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Client will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

If you have a better idea, let me know.


Anddra,Rapture Ready

Assination. *snerk*

And let us not forget the Freepers...

The paranoid:

[on Obama's grandmother]

Karl Rove said the other day that he would know who is going to win by afternoon today. obama would have the same info....he had her snuffed out to eliminate her from spilling the beans if he wins. Perhaps obama knows he’s going to win? Not a good sign......or maybe nothing.


Doug TX, Free Republic

The misogynistic psychopath:

Sorry, ladies, the country started going down the crapper after females got the vote. You can have the vote back after we suspend the 19th for a generation. That will give men the opportunity to peaceably go through the various institutions via the ballot box and remove all the fascists, communists, nazis and socialists cemented into our society by liberal female morons.

If you have a different idea that doesn’t involve an all-out war against these leftists that are stealing freedom away from our children, let’s hear it.

Taking away the women's vote for 30 years is the most logical and peaceful way to take back our country.

[later post]

Cleaning out the institutions involves getting rid of leftists in government, academia and the media. Without that influence, leftists can’t survive.

As I said, you have a better idea, let’s hear it.


sergeantdave,FreeRepublic

And the cunts:

A Grosse Pointe Farms woman has doled out political tricks by refusing Halloween treats to children whose parents support Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
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Shirley Nagel passed out candy Friday — but only to those who shared her support for Republican presidential candidate John McCain and running mate Sarah Palin.

Fox 2 News says a sign posted outside Nagel's house, about 12 miles west of Detroit, served notice to all trick-or-treaters. It read: "No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters."

Nagel tells WJBK-TV that "Obama's scary." When asked about children who'd been turned away empty-handed and crying, she said: "Oh well. Everybody has a choice."


Shirley Nagel, freep.com